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February 12, 2016

Soda Machine Gun Safes: 5 Brands

Coca-Cola-soda-machine-gun-safe-2a Coke Machine gun safe (photos via Armslist)

By “soda machine gun safes,” I mean: soda-machine gun-safes.  Not: soda machine-gun safes. (Although, given the number of soda machines that have been converted to gun lockers, it’s always possible that there might be a few soda-machine machine-gun safes out there.)

i have for sale, a custom gun safe. i made it myself and spent lots of time making it right. i have the key to it and have been using it for a while. racks inside were pulled out and shelf was installed. also comes equipped with internal electric dehumidifier, light bar, and power strip for adding electronics inside. holds 10 rifles and anything else that you would like to put in it. i keep guns, ammo, parts, important paperwork inside. light on front is working, peg board wall inside, felt padding on every place your rifle may touch, and the best part is that nobody has to know that anything is inside. outside in good condition but its not a museum piece. i am interested in selling or trading it. shoot me an offer and we may be able to work out some kind of deal.

Our last post was about Coca-Cola and guns, but to be fair, it should be mentioned that the majority of “soda machine gun safes” that you find online are made from decommissioned Pepsi machines.

Pepsi-machine-gun-safe-Armslista Pepsi machine gun safe offered for sale in 2014 on Armslist for $750

Up for your consideration is a very nice Custom Pepsi Pop Machine Gun Safe. Rest assured your guns and ammo sit in your man cave fully secured and hiding in plain sight.

Everyone loves things that looks like other things, but it’s the concealment of weaponry that seems to be the major selling point of the soda machine gun safe.

If guns in a “Trojan horse” soda machine strike you as bad for a beverage brand, rest assured that Coke & Pepsi are not the only brands out there with this problem. What other brands of soda machine have we found that contain guns instead of soda pop?

After the fold, we have a round up of all five.

1. Pepsi:

For reasons that I cannot explain, Pepsi seems to be the #1 brand for ballistics storage.

Pepsi-Machine-Gun-Safe-Yelp-Files-Forum

This Pepsi machine gun safe is by Texas Restore All, a company that features a whole room full of soda machine gun safes on their website.

Texas-Restore-All

The Pepsi machine, shown in the video below was converted to a gun safe by rdub702, based in Los Vegas. It can accommodated 21 guns.

Another Pepsi machine converted to a gun safe by rdub702

Another Pepsi Machine gun safe (below) by Frankie Torres “Holds about 13 guns…”


2. Coca-Cola:

Coca-machine-gun-safea Coke Machine gun safe offered for sale in 2013 on Armslist for $400


3. Mountain Dew:

Mountain-Dew-machine-gun-safe

A number of vending machine companies have noticed this secondary market for used vending machines. The Mountain Dew machine gun safe above is from Arizona-based High Desert Vending. (Some of the guns in this photo are toy guns.)

New Mexico-based Maximum Vending’s “Gun Safes” page also includes the same photo. I’m guessing they swiped it.


4. Seven Up:

7-Up-machine-gun-safea 7-Up machine gun safe offered for sale or trade in 2014 on Armslist for $1,200


5. Dr. Pepper:

Dr-Pepper-machine-Gun-Safea Dr. Pepper machine gun safe offered for sale in 2013 on Armslist for $600

See also: The Front Line, Gum Machine | Machine Gun, Beer Can Mortars and Cola Wars

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Comments

  1. Harvey says

    June 2, 2017 at 5:50 am

    Great idea. You made this alone?

    Reply
  2. Randall Sexton says

    November 16, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    want gun safe- 5 rifles;2 shotguns and 3 pistols
    room for ammo, etc
    weight ~ 300 lbs
    fire resistance rating 1200 degrees 45 minutes
    3 to 5 locking points

    Reply
    • Roland says

      December 4, 2020 at 2:11 pm

      I’m interested in getting a Coke Machine (Gun Safe). Combat Wounded Marine hard getting in and out of garage. In game room I could reach. Also price and I would come and get it if that’s ok.

      Thank You in Advance.

      Reply
      • Brad Herron says

        December 25, 2020 at 4:57 am

        Roland Im working on one now in Texas ive just gutted it if your interested email me at bradherron87@yahoo.com

        Reply
    • Joey says

      January 18, 2021 at 11:03 pm

      Do you ha e to have a dehumidifier if the machine/safe will be kept in garage ?

      Reply
      • Matt says

        February 1, 2022 at 12:39 pm

        Do you live somewhere that gets humid? That’s your answer.

        Reply
  3. Chris Jolly says

    March 19, 2019 at 2:12 am

    How do you gut the inside of the machine. I am building my own gun safe but can’t figure out how to fit it

    Reply
  4. Dillon says

    August 19, 2019 at 8:53 am

    Send me an email @ familyguyftw18@yahoo.com. I wanna know how much it would cost to have you build me something like this if that’s even plausibly done

    Reply
  5. Jacob says

    October 9, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    How much?

    Reply
  6. Ronald Evans says

    October 15, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Would like to purchase a safe would like details on price

    Reply
  7. Bill says

    October 22, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    I build them if anyone’s interested. I’m in Carson City NV so you’ll have to oick it up. Email for info and pricing.
    Bulkbulletman@gmail.com

    Reply
    • Aris Jerahian says

      January 27, 2021 at 5:12 pm

      Hello,
      I am interested in a soda machine gun safe. Need to know how long will it take and how much? Do you offer delivery to Los Angeles or pickup only – either way it’s no problem for me.

      Thank you

      Reply
  8. Brandy says

    November 2, 2019 at 11:28 am

    Did they ever reply? I’m curious too

    Reply
  9. Debrya Faria says

    March 7, 2021 at 7:09 pm

    Please let me know how much these safes cost. I am very interested in buying one for myself. It will be perfect in my basement.

    Reply
    • Ed says

      March 14, 2021 at 6:00 pm

      Debrya email me at ecertik15@gmail.com

      Reply
  10. Shante says

    April 18, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    Interested in purchasing one for myself

    Reply
  11. Scott says

    May 8, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    Please contact me about purchasing a Come machine gun safe.
    404-406-7451
    Scott

    Reply
  12. Darcy Kraft says

    October 17, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    Do you still have the Pepsi gun safe?

    Reply
  13. wade connelly says

    November 30, 2021 at 10:54 pm

    I am looking for a Pepsi ,Mt. Dew or Dr. Pepper gun safe really like the My. Dew safe . Like to know how much they are and can be shipped as I live in Michigan.
    My phone number is 989 619 4503 I’m a disabled Army Vet would like to have a safe like what your making to keep my guns in . They are different and no one around here would what it is.
    Thank you

    Reply
  14. wade connelly says

    December 1, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    I’m looking for a gun safe like the newer coke machine or the Mt. Dew or the Dr Pepper machine .
    I like the configuration of the inside and the looks of the outside. Do you have any of them.
    Thank you

    Reply
  15. Brian Sellwood says

    May 31, 2022 at 10:45 am

    I have 3 dr pepper machines for sale they are full size machines make me an offer i am in Arlington Texas

    Reply

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